Every Geek Must Have One!

It's not quite a thousand tools in one, but for the leatherman crowd, this is the ultimate swiss army knife/toolkit. It claims to have 87 tools, but at almost 3 pounds, you can fold up the entire thing and use it as a sledgehammer to beat your brains out after spending $1,400 on a pocket knife that won't fit in Goliath's pocket!

This thing don't need no marketing campaign, but I'm soliciting suggestions for one anyway. Here are a few to get you started:

"You complete me!"

::slurp, slobber:: "Must have... must have..." ::slurp, slobber::

"Best 87-in-1, inappropriately large and heavy, non-functional swiss army knife -- EVER!"

- Scott